#3 Play the villain
The Lamorna Brown Affair
One priceless painting. One high-security vault. Sixty minutes. Pull off the biggest art heist of your lives.
Meanwhile, in a basement under Penzance…
The Lamorna Brown is the most valuable painting in Cornwall — and tonight, it’s coming off the wall. You are the crew that’s going to lift it. The gallery closes, the guards settle in, and your window opens.
Slip past the security, crack the vault, and get the canvas out clean — all before the alarm resets in 60 minutes. In The Lamorna Brown Affair you’re not the hero. You’re the villain. And it feels wonderful.
What you’re walking into
Play the bad guys
A rare escape room where the goal is to commit the crime, not solve it — a proper Ocean’s-Eleven caper.
Slick heist puzzles
Security to bypass, a vault to crack, laser-sharp teamwork — pure caper thrills with no scares at all.
Brilliant for all ages
No horror, no fright — families, teens and work crews all love this one. Just good, tense fun.
Down to the wire
Most crews get the painting out with seconds to spare — expect a heart-in-mouth finish.
Take a look inside
Real photos from inside the room. No puzzles given away.
How brave are you?
Every issue in the Escape Rooms Cornwall collection rates a little differently. Here’s how The Lamorna Brown Affair measures up.
The Lamorna Brown Affair — from £60 a room
Charged per group, so the bigger your crew the less each person pays. Every game is private and under-7s play free.
| Group | Total (whole group) | Per person |
|---|---|---|
| 2 players | £60 | £30 pp |
| 3 players | £84 | £28 pp |
| 4 players | £104 | £26 pp |
| 5 players | £120 | £24 pp |
| 6 players | £132 | £22 pp |
| 7 players | £140 | £20 pp |
| 8 players | £160 | £20 pp |
What players say about The Lamorna Brown Affair
Real, unedited reviews from Tripadvisor — where we’re rated 5.0 / 5 and ranked #1 of 16 Fun & Games in Penzance.
“We had a great time doing the Lamorna Brown Affair escape room with our friends. Our host Joe was excellent, and we pulled off the heist with 13 seconds to go.”
“Our escape room involved us stealing a valuable painting. It was just the right level for myself and two teenagers — we all started to communicate. Pixie was perfect. We managed to escape with only 40 seconds to spare!”
The Lamorna Brown Affair — your questions
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Grab your crew, pick your slot and step into The Lamorna Brown Affair. From £60 for the room — about £20 each when it’s full — seven days a week in central Penzance.
